Classic TV Guide Fall Preview cover (1978)(This blog post is associated with a Spotify playlist: Weekend Playlist: The New Fall Season Edition. You can stream the songs I’ve selected here while you read the post by following the link to the playlist.)

There are some people who delight in telling you that they don’t watch television. I am not one of those people. I am the stereotypical child of my generation, raised on an unhealthy dose of television and pop culture. And, I feel pretty okay with all of that.

Those who scoff at television because many of the shows are not always of high quality or represent Newton Minow’s  “vast wasteland.” Sure, there is more than enough schlock and bad television out there to be found. I’ll admit I’m not crazy about the so-called reality show trend of the past decade. I have no desire to elevate hard-partying Jersey Shore misfits to celebrity status just because we have the ability to watch them embarrass themselves weekly on MTV.

But, you know what? Not every book is a piece of classic literature either. Every form of art produces more than its share of low-quality work. Yet, you never hear someone say, “I just don’t read books. There are too many bad authors out there.”

As a kid, I had a special thrill every year around late August and early September. I would wander down the street to the local White Store grocery store and pick up a copy of the TV Guide Fall Preview issue.

I would go home with this treasure and rifle through its pages with the same enthusiasm my siblings and I would give to the Sears Holiday catalog. I’d mark pages of shows I wanted to watch, new Saturday cartoons that might be worth investigating, and making my advance strategies for convincing my parents to let me stay up late to see shows that aired after my expected bedtime.

In my world, there were only four channels – NBC, ABC, CBS and PBS. I cannot imagine how I could have processed all the information available to me in my new 300-channel universe. Thank goodness for DVR technology.

The new fall season is upon us again and I still get a little thrill from learning about the new shows or greeting returning favorites from their previous season cliffhangers. As I search the listings and reviews for ideas of which shows might be worth my attention this year, I thought I’d put together a playlist of songs that were inspired by television shows or television characters.

This week’s list is not to be confused with tv theme songs. That would be a great category for another day perhaps. Instead, these are songs where the lyrics reference popular television shows or characters. It’s not an exhaustive list by any means, but a good representation of some of my favorites.

So, grab a tray for your TV dinner and get ready for this week’s playlist. And, remember, don’t touch that dial. You can listen to all the songs listed below on my Spotify playlist: Weekend Playlist: The New Fall Season Edition. As a bonus and in recognition of the librarian that lives inside my heart, the songs happen to be arranged in the chronological order of the debut of the television show referenced in the lyrics. I’m weird that way.

Big Phony – I Love Lucy

“Now she’s up all night, I think she’ll be fine…”

The heroine in Big Phony’s gentle melody is recovering from heartbreak by comforting herself with late night reruns of classic television. She finds the iconic comedy of Lucille Ball the perfect way to shed her blues.

Toby Keith- Should’ve Been A Cowboy

“Miss Kitty, have you ever thought of running away and settling down…”

I mentioned during my 9/11-themed playlist that country singer Toby Keith had plenty of songs worth listening to that weren’t related to the War on Terror or the Iraqi War. This is one of those songs. This song from 1993 opens with a tribute to Gunsmoke, the longest-running television show in history, and references the show’s main characters Marshall Dillon and Miss Kitty.

The Statler Brothers – Flowers on the Wall

“Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo…now don’t tell me, I’ve nothing to do.”

I actually had the 45-rpm vinyl of this 1966 hit from the Statler Brothers. It was probably my dad’s copy of the single, but I quickly absconded with it as a kid and made it a part of my own regular shuffle on my little record player. As a kid, I thought the idea of an adult watching Captain Kangaroo, a favorite show of my own, was amusing. But, like the heroine in Big Phony’s I Love Lucy earlier, television is the opiate of choice to help soothe the pain of a broken heart.

Nena – 99 Luftballoons

“Hielten sich für Captain Kirk…”

Part of the soundtrack of my freshman year in high school was sung in German, which would be unusual for a typical American kid of my era if not for the advent of MTV. Nena’s new wave allegory about war made no sense to us without translation, but we did know that one name needed no translation: the hero of the 1960’s sci-fi Star Trek was known to all the universe. The later English-version song of the song made the story plainer to understand, but I remain an ‘80s purist and prefer rocking out in my living room to Nena’s original German version.

Billy Joel – Pressure

“All your life is Channel 13…Sesame Street…what does it mean?”

About the same time I was rocking out to Nena’s German pop, I was also spinning the vinyl of Billy Joel’s Nylon Curtain quite regularly. While the album, and the song Pressure, were meant to address the angst of Baby Boomers in the Reagan Era, I thought the song spoke just as well to the angst of a young teen in the Reagan Era. Sesame Street debuted the year I was born, so it has always been a part of my life in some way, even when the show was hard to pick up locally in its early days when our television only had rabbit ears and no rooftop antenna.

Harry Nilsson – Kojak Columbo

“…television is here to save us and tell us what to do.”

Nilsson’s 1975 song Kojak Columbo name checks two popular detective shows of the era. I was allowed to watch Peter Falk’s Columbo but Telly Savalas’ Kojak was considered a bit too gritty for me as a six-year-old. A local independent channel now airs Kojak reruns and I find it fascinating the types of storylines that were being discussed during that era. They were pushing the envelope for sure.

Jackson Browne – Lawyers in Love

“…tuned in to Happy Days…

Richie, Ralph, Potzie and The Fonz were certainly a part of my weekly television routine. Jackson Browne knew that even an alien invasion during that era would only attract attention if it somehow interrupted our regularly scheduled broadcast of Happy Days.

Will Smith – Getting’ Jiggy with It

“Since I moved up like George and Weezy…”

I’ve always hoped to discover a song that references one of my favorite television characters of all time: Archie Bunker. Until I find one, I’ll include this song mentioning Archie’s nemesis, George Jefferson of the All in the Family spin-off The Jeffersons.

Grandmaster Flash – The Message

“You watch it too much, it’s just not healthy…”

Certainly, too much television is unhealthy. That’s why we were limited to only 8 to 10 hours a day as kids. While soap operas were typically seen as shows more appealing to our parents, I don’t know a kid in my school who wasn’t usually talking about the latest shenanigans of J.R. Ewing on Dallas. Who knew Major Nelson from I Dream of Jeannie could be so mean? We spent a whole summer trying to work out the mystery of who shot J.R. As a bonus, this song mentions the daytime soap opera All My Children which left the airwaves last week after 41 years. I was more of a Days of Our Lives fan, though.

Mark Wills – Nineteen Somethin’

“My first love was Daisy Duke…”

The nostalgia song has always been a part of the country music catalog for the songwriters of Music Row. Mark Wills’ Nineteen Somethin’ was the first of these that was written for me, though. In fact, this song seems as close to autobiographical as I could imagine (minus the SUV ownership at the end). In my version, I would also have been pretending to be Kenny Stabler instead of Roger Staubach. I remember well the day my mom sat down and wept when we heard the news of Elvis and how I cried the day of the Challenger explosion. And, yes, me and the boys from school watched Dukes of Hazzard for more than the car chases.

Prince – Kiss

“You don’t have to watch Dynasty to have an attitude…”

In the copycat world of television, the other networks started looking for their answers to CBS’ popular soap Dallas. ABC found success with Dynasty and we enjoyed watching the cat-fighting and over-the-top melodrama of the Carringtons for a while. While Prince seems to remember the attitude of entitlement and arrogance worn so easily by the dysfunctional billionaires, I think the real lasting legacy was the shoulder pads they wore just as easily in their designer gowns and jackets.

Was (Not Was) – Walk the Dinosaur

“I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice.”

Did you want to be Crockett or Tibbs? My friends and I were in love with the MTV-style cinematography and musical soundtrack of this stylish cop show during our high school years. Without access to cable television and MTV, this show and Friday Night Videos kept me in the loop on much of the music of the day.

R. Kelly – Ignition Remix

“Now it’s like Murder She Wrote once I get you out them clothes…”

Honestly, I have no idea why R. Kelly decided to connect Angela Lansbury to his pledge of erotic passion for his shorty of the moment, but it makes me laugh to sing the line anytime I play this song.  Ruth and I were still newlyweds when this song hit the airwaves and we blasted it through our car stereo speakers throughout the summer of 2003.

Amanda Palmer – Leeds United

“Who needs love when there’s Law and Order and who needs love when there’s Southern Comfort?”

When you start compiling a list of songs that reference television shows, you quickly pick up on the theme that many songs are about heartbroken people escaping from their pain with the soothing glow of television. Fortunately for Amanda’s character, Law and Order and its spinoffs are available on almost any channel on her cable system, including BBC America. As a bonus, this song also mentions Dukes of Hazzard.

Catatonia – Mulder and Scully

“Things are getting strange I’m starting to worry. This could be a case for Mulder and Scully.”

I don’t think the X Files’ Mulder and Scully ever investigated the alien feelings of falling in love. I suspect that would have been more suitable to the Lone Gunmen. Even though I was (am) a science fiction geek, I was late in acquiring a taste for the X-Files. It debuted my freshman year in college and the lifestyle of those years found me far more likely to be watching television in the dormitory lobby during the daytime than at night. It would take a while before I discovered the show and started trying to catch up on the episodes I had missed.

And, that’s my playlist for the week. There are many more songs out there that I could have easily included, but I tried to limit the choices to shows I was most familiar with from my younger days. What songs would you have included?

We sometimes forget that music is more than a source of entertainment. Songs originally were tools to help us teach morality lessons, to share the news of the day and to record- through the oral tradition- the memories of major events in our lives. They helped us celebrate our victories, mourn our losses and revere our gods.  And, though we sometimes think these roots are relegated to dusty folk history for discussions of ancient ballads, our modern songwriters still use music to help us to remember and heal.

Last week, over on Google+, I happened to post a link to a video for the traditional bluegrass/stringband tune “White House Blues” in recognition of the 110th anniversary of the assassination of U.S. President William McKinley. The song’s original lyrics provide a breaking news style series of updates of news of the assassination in a style that should be familiar to any modern viewer of cable news. The narrator of the song even manages to get a quote from the grieving and angry widow.  (“Look here, you rascal, and see what you’ve done. You shot my husband with this Ivor Johnson gun.”)

The song generated a comment that recognized the McKinley assassination was no longer a major event in our timeline, so it was interesting to see how the song itself had helped preserve the memory of the confusing days of September 1901 when Americans wondered if the world was spinning out of control.

And, so, I began to wonder. What musical legacy might we leave behind to a generation not yet conceived of our own September story? The songs I’ve selected to showcase in my weekend playlist may not necessarily be the ones that are preserved as American folk music in 2101. However, to me, they do a fine job of illustrating the emotions and experiences of 9/11 as I remember them through the fog of a decade.

The terrorist attacks of 9/11 inspired their fair share of bad music. To be fair, the McKinley assassination likely inspired plenty of maudlin tunes. Most of them are lost to memory for a reason. If there is any justice in this world, the same will happen to much of the 9/11 musical catalog.

I grant that, in the aftermath of that day, emotions were raw. It was necessary to put your thoughts down in some way. So, I’m not going to call anybody out by name (except for you, Toby Keith) because the effort was in earnest.

Actually, Toby’s songs – particularly “Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue”—do reflect a very real emotional mindset of people after 9/11. So, leaving it out of the playlist may have been a disservice. I just couldn’t bring myself to include the “boot up your ass” song (as I call it) because it didn’t reflect my 9/11. Everyone’s perspective of the day and its legacy is filtered through their own lens, after all. And while I enjoy much of Toby’s other works, I tend to hear his 9/11-inspired tunes with the same half-attentive polite nodding I give to my Tea Party relatives when they go on a rant.

Your mileage may vary. This is the soundtrack of my life and thoughts in a world where a perfect blue September sky can cause a pain in my heart. You can listen to all the songs listed below on my Spotify playlist created for the article- Weekend Playlist: 9/11 Anniversary Edition

Alan Jackson – Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning?)

“Where were you when the world stopped turning on that September day?”

There may be no better opening line that boils down the shared experience of 9/11 than Alan Jackson’s question that starts this song. Country music produced a large quantity of 9/11-inspired tunes, but this one is the one we’ll still know a century from now. I’ve always admired Alan Jackson’s ability to craft a good story in song. Some of his best writing was taking place around this time (see: “Drive (for Daddy Gene)”), so he seemed primed to speak for us in the weeks after 9/11. The song made great use of country music clichés but still had an ability to feel fresh to us when we heard it played live for the first time on television.  When others chose to write songs that wrapped us in flags, Alan Jackson knew we might have better comfort from a blanket draped over our shoulders instead.

Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band – Into the Fire

“I heard you calling me, then you disappeared in the dust, up the stairs, into the fire…”

Springsteen’s entire The Rising album is an opus to the memory of 9/11, so choosing only a few songs to mention seemed a difficult task. Into the Fire speaks to me because The Boss so expertly took an image that can still shake us to our core—the thought of the doomed firemen of FDNY climbing the tower stairs—and used it as a metaphor for all the other things that trouble our lives.

Sleater-Kinney – Faraway

“…then the phone rings. Turn on the TV and watch the world exploding…”

Sleater-Kinney delivers a song that presents the confusion, the impotent rage and the frustrations we felt as we watched from afar. We watched this unfold live on our television screens. We were there, but not and we share the thoughts of the song’s narrator, “And the heart is hit in a city faraway, but it feels so close.”

Neil Young – Let’s Roll

“I’ve got to put the phone down, and do what we gotta do..”

While most of us were far away from the center of events as the narrator of the previous tune by Sleater-Kinner, there were plenty who were caught right in the center of it all. The now legendary story of the passengers of Flight 93 is memorialized by Neil Young in Let’s Roll.  For literal and symbolic reasons it is appropriate this song begins with a cellphone ringtone. Walter Cronkite broke the news of JFK, cable news was our witness to the Challenger explosion, but the 9/11 terror attacks entered many of our lives with a phone ringing in our pocket. The passengers of Flight 93 learned of the New York attacks from loved ones on the ground, calling them with the news. They turned it into a tactical advantage and we soon all learned about a small town called Shanksville in Pennsylvania.

Leonard Cohen – On that Day

“Some people say they hate of us old, our women unveiled, our slaves and our gold.”

Why? We asked this question a lot. Leonard Cohen, one of my favorite poets who also happens to be a songwriter and singer, heard the question and heard some of the too simple answers we were telling ourselves.

Billy Joel – New York State of Mind

“I don’t have any reasons, I’ve left them all behind. I’m in a New York state of mind…”

Yes, this song predates 9/11 by 25 years. But, the tune became an anthem in the months following. While Sinatra’s “New York, New York,” may be the city’s unofficial anthem, Billy Joel’s song had the right amount of nostalgia and melancholy to make it a love song appropriate for the wounded city.

Everclear – The New York Times

“I wanna believe in this world…”

The New York Times began publishing the individual stories of the victims. It allowed those of us who read the stories to recognize the individuals as individuals and not simply as a sum of losses. The narrator looks to these stories in hopes of making sense of the events, but these stories do not tell us why, they only tell us what we have lost.

Eminem – Mosh

“No more psychological warfare to trick us to thinkin’ we ain’t loyal…”

Eminem’s controversial rap in 2004 examined the aftermath of 9/11 and the Desert Storm adventure in Iraq. Like many of the youth that enjoyed his music, there was a growing sense of frustration within the so-called “9/11 Generation” that the united bonds we formed in the days after 9/11 were now being used against us through reactionary legislation such as the “PATRIOT Act.” Eminem called upon his audience to stop standing around complaining and to form a movement. It was a masterful work of capturing the emotional turbulence that would come to illustrate American politics and youth’s role in it for the remainder of the decade.

Steve Earle – John Walker’s Blues

“I’ve seen all those kids in the soda pop ads, but none of them looked like me.”

Steve Earle doesn’t shy away from controversy. So, it was little surprise to me that his most notable work inspired by 9/11 draws inspiration from a young American man, John Walker Lindh, who left the United States to join the Taliban fighters in Afghanistan. Earle’s John Walker doesn’t ask us to think of him as a hero or even as a victim. He is simply telling us his story and how he could find no answers to the questions that troubled him within his own homeland.

Lily Allen – Him

“Ever since He can remember, people have died in His good name…”

Since both sides of the new War on Terror believed they had God on their side, Lily Allen decided to present a possible perspective of God’s point of view. It’s cheeky, irreverent and good pop. Allen also is able to let us know that God’s favorite band is Creedence Clearwater Revival, which makes me hopeful somehow. I had been afraid the answer to that question was going to be Jars of Clay.

Jay-Z – Empire State of Mind

“Long live the WTC…”

Jay-Z delivered the 21st century answer to Billy Joel’s New York State of Mind. It delivers all the swagger and arrogance you might expect from the attitudes of this generation, but listen to the over-the-top chorus with Alicia Keys and tell me it isn’t just as cheesy as Joel’s tune? And, I mean that as a compliment.

Billy Joel – Miami 2017

“I watched the mighty skyline fall…”

Billy Joel may never be mistaken for Nostradamus, but this 1976 tune set in the very near future recounts the memories of an apocalyptic event that changed New York City forever. Joel was writing from the perspective of life in a city that was in the midst of crime waves and financial troubles. It seemed the Big Apple would rot in the 1970s and not many people would be sad to see it go. In Joel’s contemporary world, it was difficult to imagine a New York in the future that the world would want to rally around to save. I used to love this song as a teenager. I loved the New York-flavored defiance found in the narrator’s recollections of how the city and its residents did not go down without a fight. It was that same attitude that carried the city through the tragedy of September 2001.

Tori Amos – I Can’t See New York

“…and you said you would find me, even in death…”

Amos says she actually began writing this song before 9/11, but the World Trade Center attacks certainly influenced the final product. The narrator of the song seems to be the ghost of one of the passengers of the flights that targeted the towers, lost on the other side of the living and trying to make sense of the events of the day.

Mark Knopfler and Emmylou Harris – If This Is Goodbye

“I love you and that’s all that really matters…”

While there is no direct mention of the 9/11 terror attacks in this song, Knopfler says the song was inspired by news stories in the days following of people who called their loved ones from or in the Towers to say goodbye. To me, it is one of the most achingly beautiful sentiments of any of the songs listed. In my world, the voice of Emmylou Harris is a like an altar call.

Mary Chapin Carpenter – Grand Central Station

“I ain’t no hero, mister,just a workin’ man…”

The narrator of Mary’s song is a construction worker helping with the recovery efforts at Ground Zero. The worker believes the ghosts of the victims are carried with him through the “holy dust” that clings to his work clothes and he answers their requests to have him take them through the city they loved one more time to another iconic New York landmark, Grand Central Station. We find comfort in believing we can help those who have gone, but in truth they help us learn to carry on without them.

Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band – The Rising

“May their precious blood forever bind me…”

Springsteen closes the playlist with a song of optimism married to lyrics of loss. Our narrator is a firefighter climbing to his doom and arriving in a vision of his own paradise. Who better to understand the myth of the Phoenix than a fireman? From the ashes, we will rise.

Xmasdancemed Not every moment of the Christmas season is holly jolly. There is always a good opportunity to let darker thoughts in as we stress over financial problems, miss loved ones who are no longer with us, and reflect on another year slipping into history. It’s okay to acknowledge that sadness during the dark times of the calendar year and to share in that sadness with others. What is missing from the unrelenting optimism of the consumer-version of Christmas is the opportunity for a wistful slow dance to a sad song with a loved one and sharing memories of what has troubled us this year. Without it, there’s not much hope for hope, is there?

Christmas–which always seemed to me as if American consumer culture wanted it to be a Spring holiday with its message of joy and birth and excitement– is an ideal holiday for the winter. Winter and the end of the calendar year bring about a natural melancholy. But, there is hope, whether you celebrate the arrival of the solstice or a child, that the dark times are nearly over; the sun will return soon enough.

It is no accident that so many cultures and religions take this moment of the year to have a celebration that is based on the promise that these dark times cannot last. Next year, each variation of the winter feast and ritual tells us, all our troubles will be miles away. It’s a nice thought and I buy into it completely.

It is probably why Judy Garland’s version of Have Yourself a Merry Little HappyChristmasChristmas is such an unlikely popular holiday song. Let’s face it, the song is laced with depression, but also built on hope. It’s worth noting that the original version was much more dark with the opening line of “Have yourself a merry little Christmas, it may be your last.” Take that pleasant thought to bed, little Margaret O’Brien. Instead, the directors of the movie asked for a re-write that– while sad– might still inspire thoughts toward hanging tinsel rather than oneself. There must be hope, after all.

It’s little wonder the song gained such favor with American GIs during World War II. While many holiday tunes revel in a manufactured optimism and act as if life is always a scene from a Currier and Ives, Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas acknowledges that not every winter provides a wonderland. I can respect that. The soldiers could, too, I suppose. But, the song also provides hope that the nostalgic memories of yesterday might be revived or, at least, that better days are promised to us ahead.

For a variety of reasons my thoughts (as likely your own) turn dark this holiday season. As we pull ourselves out of the rubble of the economic trainwreck of 2008-09 and as our thoughts turn to the people we miss, I think its perfectly okay to celebrate a holiday built around the idea that we’ll muddle through somehow. Otherwise, what’s the point?

So, here’s this week’s Song of the Week– Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas as sung by Judy Garland in Meet Me in St. Louis (not the more “cheerful” lyrics rewritten later for Frank Sinatra). As a bonus, I’ve also provided a link to an interview NPR’s Terry Gross conducted with Hugh Martin, the song’s creator, on Fresh Air a few years ago.

Since last week’s Song of the Week introduced the holiday season, I thought akroydsantaI’d keep in the spirit of the season and seek out another favorite Christmas-themed tune.

I am ashamed to admit that somehow I had missed hearing Fairytale of New York until Wayne Bledsoe played it for me last year on “All Over the Road,” his WDVX radio show. Although I had been a fan of the late Kirsty McColl since my own college radio days as a disc jockey at WUTK (then known as “New Rock 90″), somehow this gem had escaped my attention.

But, since being introduced to it, I find myself drawn into its sometimes tragic and sometimes celebratory tale of a couple torn by their shattered dreams for each other and themselves. As a bonus, it’s the only Christmas song I know of that begins with a trip to the drunk tank.

But this is no drunken sing-along novelty tune (like Robert Earl Keen’s “Merry Christmas from the Family”). Instead, I find some sweetness hidden beneath the ugly truth in the song. The Christmas season can bring out the worst in any of us while still inspiring us to better things.

At Christmas I can’t help but feel inadequate. I worry that I haven’t accomplished enough in the year or that I can’t provide enough. “I could have been someone,” as the male lead complains in the song. I hope when he hears his partner’s response– “So could have anyone”– he hears it not as a mean-spirited barb, but as a sharp no-nonsense “snap out of it” reminder to stop with the self-pity. For, as drunk and disorderly, as insulting and rude as Fairytale’s couple may seem, I can’t help but believe they still love each other. Maybe that’s just the hopeless Christmas romantic in me.

So, here’s the Pogues with special guest poguesKirsty Maccoll singing “Fairytale of New York” as this week’s holiday-themed Song of the Week. As a bonus, I should point out that today also marks the birthday of Terry Woods of the Pogues.

So happy Christmas/I love you baby/I can see a better time/When all our dreams come true.

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