(This blog post is associated with a Spotify playlist: Weekend Playlist: The New Fall Season Edition. You can stream the songs I’ve selected here while you read the post by following the link to the playlist.)
There are some people who delight in telling you that they don’t watch television. I am not one of those people. I am the stereotypical child of my generation, raised on an unhealthy dose of television and pop culture. And, I feel pretty okay with all of that.
Those who scoff at television because many of the shows are not always of high quality or represent Newton Minow’s “vast wasteland.” Sure, there is more than enough schlock and bad television out there to be found. I’ll admit I’m not crazy about the so-called reality show trend of the past decade. I have no desire to elevate hard-partying Jersey Shore misfits to celebrity status just because we have the ability to watch them embarrass themselves weekly on MTV.
But, you know what? Not every book is a piece of classic literature either. Every form of art produces more than its share of low-quality work. Yet, you never hear someone say, “I just don’t read books. There are too many bad authors out there.”
As a kid, I had a special thrill every year around late August and early September. I would wander down the street to the local White Store grocery store and pick up a copy of the TV Guide Fall Preview issue.
I would go home with this treasure and rifle through its pages with the same enthusiasm my siblings and I would give to the Sears Holiday catalog. I’d mark pages of shows I wanted to watch, new Saturday cartoons that might be worth investigating, and making my advance strategies for convincing my parents to let me stay up late to see shows that aired after my expected bedtime.
In my world, there were only four channels – NBC, ABC, CBS and PBS. I cannot imagine how I could have processed all the information available to me in my new 300-channel universe. Thank goodness for DVR technology.
The new fall season is upon us again and I still get a little thrill from learning about the new shows or greeting returning favorites from their previous season cliffhangers. As I search the listings and reviews for ideas of which shows might be worth my attention this year, I thought I’d put together a playlist of songs that were inspired by television shows or television characters.
This week’s list is not to be confused with tv theme songs. That would be a great category for another day perhaps. Instead, these are songs where the lyrics reference popular television shows or characters. It’s not an exhaustive list by any means, but a good representation of some of my favorites.
So, grab a tray for your TV dinner and get ready for this week’s playlist. And, remember, don’t touch that dial. You can listen to all the
songs listed below on my Spotify playlist: Weekend Playlist: The New Fall Season Edition. As a bonus and in recognition of the librarian that lives inside my heart, the songs happen to be arranged in the chronological order of the debut of the television show referenced in the lyrics. I’m weird that way.
Big Phony – I Love Lucy
“Now she’s up all night, I think she’ll be fine…”
The heroine in Big Phony’s gentle melody is recovering from heartbreak by comforting herself with late night reruns of classic television. She finds the iconic comedy of Lucille Ball the perfect way to shed her blues.
Toby Keith- Should’ve Been A Cowboy
“Miss Kitty, have you ever thought of running away and settling down…”
I mentioned during my 9/11-themed playlist that country singer Toby Keith had plenty of songs worth listening to that weren’t related to the War on Terror or the Iraqi War. This is one of those songs. This song from 1993 opens with a tribute to Gunsmoke, the longest-running television show in history, and references the show’s main characters Marshall Dillon and Miss Kitty.
The Statler Brothers – Flowers on the Wall
“Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo…now don’t tell me, I’ve nothing to do.”
I actually had the 45-rpm vinyl of this 1966 hit from the Statler Brothers. It was probably my dad’s copy of the single, but I quickly absconded with it as a kid and made it a part of my own regular shuffle on my little record player. As a kid, I thought the idea of an adult watching Captain Kangaroo, a favorite show of my own, was amusing. But, like the heroine in Big Phony’s I Love Lucy earlier, television is the opiate of choice to help soothe the pain of a broken heart.
Nena – 99 Luftballoons
“Hielten sich für Captain Kirk…”
Part of the soundtrack of my freshman year in high school was sung in German, which would be unusual for a typical American kid of my era if not for the advent of MTV. Nena’s new wave allegory about war made no sense to us without translation, but we did know that one name needed no translation: the hero of the 1960’s sci-fi Star Trek was known to all the universe. The later English-version song of the song made the story plainer to understand, but I remain an ‘80s purist and prefer rocking out in my living room to Nena’s original German version.
Billy Joel – Pressure
“All your life is Channel 13…Sesame Street…what does it mean?”
About the same time I was rocking out to Nena’s German pop, I was also spinning the vinyl of Billy Joel’s Nylon Curtain quite regularly. While the album, and the song Pressure, were meant to address the angst of Baby Boomers in the Reagan Era, I thought the song spoke just as well to the angst of a young teen in the Reagan Era. Sesame Street debuted the year I was born, so it has always been a part of my life in some way, even when the show was hard to pick up locally in its early days when our television only had rabbit ears and no rooftop antenna.
Harry Nilsson – Kojak Columbo
“…television is here to save us and tell us what to do.”
Nilsson’s 1975 song Kojak Columbo name checks two popular detective shows of the era. I was allowed to watch Peter Falk’s Columbo but Telly Savalas’ Kojak was considered a bit too gritty for me as a six-year-old. A local independent channel now airs Kojak reruns and I find it fascinating the types of storylines that were being discussed during that era. They were pushing the envelope for sure.
Jackson Browne – Lawyers in Love
“…tuned in to Happy Days…”
Richie, Ralph, Potzie and The Fonz were certainly a part of my weekly television routine. Jackson Browne knew that even an alien invasion during that era would only attract attention if it somehow interrupted our regularly scheduled broadcast of Happy Days.
Will Smith – Getting’ Jiggy with It
“Since I moved up like George and Weezy…”
I’ve always hoped to discover a song that references one of my favorite television characters of all time: Archie Bunker. Until I find one, I’ll include this song mentioning Archie’s nemesis, George Jefferson of the All in the Family spin-off The Jeffersons.
Grandmaster Flash – The Message
“You watch it too much, it’s just not healthy…”
Certainly, too much television is unhealthy. That’s why we were limited to only 8 to 10 hours a day as kids. While soap operas were typically seen as shows more appealing to our parents, I don’t know a kid in my school who wasn’t usually talking about the latest shenanigans of J.R. Ewing on Dallas. Who knew Major Nelson from I Dream of Jeannie could be so mean? We spent a whole summer trying to work out the mystery of who shot J.R. As a bonus, this song mentions the daytime soap opera All My Children which left the airwaves last week after 41 years. I was more of a Days of Our Lives fan, though.
Mark Wills – Nineteen Somethin’
“My first love was Daisy Duke…”
The nostalgia song has always been a part of the country music catalog for the songwriters of Music Row. Mark Wills’ Nineteen Somethin’ was the first of these that was written for me, though. In fact, this song seems as close to autobiographical as I could imagine (minus the SUV ownership at the end). In my version, I would also have been pretending to be Kenny Stabler instead of Roger Staubach. I remember well the day my mom sat down and wept when we heard the news of Elvis and how I cried the day of the Challenger explosion. And, yes, me and the boys from school watched Dukes of Hazzard for more than the car chases.
Prince – Kiss
“You don’t have to watch Dynasty to have an attitude…”
In the copycat world of television, the other networks started looking for their answers to CBS’ popular soap Dallas. ABC found success with Dynasty and we enjoyed watching the cat-fighting and over-the-top melodrama of the Carringtons for a while. While Prince seems to remember the attitude of entitlement and arrogance worn so easily by the dysfunctional billionaires, I think the real lasting legacy was the shoulder pads they wore just as easily in their designer gowns and jackets.
Was (Not Was) – Walk the Dinosaur
“I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice.”
Did you want to be Crockett or Tibbs? My friends and I were in love with the MTV-style cinematography and musical soundtrack of this stylish cop show during our high school years. Without access to cable television and MTV, this show and Friday Night Videos kept me in the loop on much of the music of the day.
R. Kelly – Ignition Remix
“Now it’s like Murder She Wrote once I get you out them clothes…”
Honestly, I have no idea why R. Kelly decided to connect Angela Lansbury to his pledge of erotic passion for his shorty of the moment, but it makes me laugh to sing the line anytime I play this song. Ruth and I were still newlyweds when this song hit the airwaves and we blasted it through our car stereo speakers throughout the summer of 2003.
Amanda Palmer – Leeds United
“Who needs love when there’s Law and Order and who needs love when there’s Southern Comfort?”
When you start compiling a list of songs that reference television shows, you quickly pick up on the theme that many songs are about heartbroken people escaping from their pain with the soothing glow of television. Fortunately for Amanda’s character, Law and Order and its spinoffs are available on almost any channel on her cable system, including BBC America. As a bonus, this song also mentions Dukes of Hazzard.
Catatonia – Mulder and Scully
“Things are getting strange I’m starting to worry. This could be a case for Mulder and Scully.”
I don’t think the X Files’ Mulder and Scully ever investigated the alien feelings of falling in love. I suspect that would have been more suitable to the Lone Gunmen. Even though I was (am) a science fiction geek, I was late in acquiring a taste for the X-Files. It debuted my freshman year in college and the lifestyle of those years found me far more likely to be watching television in the dormitory lobby during the daytime than at night. It would take a while before I discovered the show and started trying to catch up on the episodes I had missed.
And, that’s my playlist for the week. There are many more songs out there that I could have easily included, but I tried to limit the choices to shows I was most familiar with from my younger days. What songs would you have included?

Christmas is such an unlikely popular holiday song. Let’s face it, the song is laced with depression, but also built on hope. It’s worth noting that
I’d keep in the spirit of the season and seek out another favorite Christmas-themed tune.

